Portfolio analytics

Apple

APPLE

Documentation
NAV index
46
Risk score
64
Supply
1,000,000,000,000
Fee
0%

Bullet targets

Liquidity28%
Community44%
Marketing8%
Team14%
Burn6%

Thesis

Hand-delivered by the spirit of good vibes (allegedly), apple was always destined to lead. $APPLE is what your group chat will quote tomorrow. Built around the spirit of relentless aliens, it ignores convention and speaks only in candles. Liquidity is locked, vibes are immaculate, energy is renewable.

FAQ

is it safe?
absolutely
can I afford lambo?
no
what is this
yes
is the contract renounced
we love curiosity

Phase 1

  • rent a plane with the ticker on it
  • second moon
  • deploy on every chain that exists

Phase 2

  • release the whitepaper (collector's edition)
  • burn 50% of supply on stream
  • rent a billboard somewhere visible

Phase 3

  • invite one (1) wonderful creator
  • list on uniswap
  • list on a cex (any cex)

Phase 4

  • world domination (the friendly kind)
  • ama with a literal celebrity
  • reveal the mascot's secret identity (it's a cat)
  • moon
  • valhalla